7 Halloween Outfits That’ll Make You Scream

Halloween Outfits

Aside from Halloween, what other holidays encourage you to disguise yourself as someone you’re not? Pretty much none. Unless you dress up like a “person who genuinely likes their brother-in-law” for every Thanksgiving dinner. The tradition of dressing up is arguably the funniest part of Halloween, because it allows us to step out of our normal selves and be as ridiculous as we want. What’s stopping us from doing it all October long? In the spirit of letting loose and embracing the season, we assembled nine killer Halloween outfits for you to rock while we zombie-walk toward All Hallows’ Eve. Cue the “Thriller” music!

1. Bones

No matter how well you know someone, it’s still hard to tell what truly lies beneath the surface. SPOILER ALERT—it’s bones. Literally, bones.

Halloween Outfits

2. Zombie

Sure, it probably sounds disgusting, but have you ever actually tasted a human brain to find out if it’s delicious or not? No? Well that’s a relief. The “Zombie Green” Face Mask might make you look hungry for human flesh, but that doesn’t mean you can’t order off the vegan menu.

Halloween Outfits

3. Extraterrestrial

If you march to the beat of your own drum, it’s easy to feel like you’re an alien from a different planet. But that’s what makes you YOU. Embrace it! You might also relate to Nathan W. Pyle’s Strange Planet characters, who make us smile with their unique perspective on everyday life.

4. Ghost

Ghosts are why Halloween exists in the first place, so you can thank them for the all-you-can-eat candy corn. The fall holiday links back to the centuries-old Gaelic festival of Samhain, which marked October 31st as the day when spirits crossed over into the afterlife.

Halloween Outfits

5. Mummy

Sometimes going out on Halloween is more fun in concept than it is in practice. Ubers are usually surging, you might get egged by the youths, and there are always drunk bananas roaming the streets. When your friends invite you to a spooky bar crawl, show them you’re “all tied up” with a head-to-toe mummy outfit by biotwist. Then take a nap in your sarcophagus and wait for Brendan Fraiser to wake you from your slumber.

6. Vampire

How could we talk about Halloween outfits without mentioning vampires? Who wouldn’t want to have cool fangs, transform back and forth into a bat, and never have to look at themselves in the mirror again?

7. Satan

Lucifer. Beelzebub. Mitch McConnell. He goes by many names and takes on many forms, but there’s no one more dastardly and cunning than the devil himself.

Halloween Outfits

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